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We really, really wish our skin was red. Why the weird desire? Well, first of all, it’s not weird. Second, we’re not quite sure the origin of this deep desire, but it’s always been a dream of ours to be the color of apples and rubies! Not to mention, everyone would be naturally attracted to us.
Imagine the possibilities. With red skin, we could frolic through rose bushes and apple orchards on a weekday afternoon without bearing the judgemental gaze of modern society. We could sell everythingour vehicles, our homes, our clothesand skip town to the orchards on the outskirts of some sweet, oceanic California town, and there we could escape the anxiety-inducing worries of adulthood. We could finally, after years of unrealized dreams, steal the show at the running with the bulls (though we may require a police escort, if those are a thing).
We thought our dream could never be, but then the team at Morhpsuits created something quite amazingbeautiful in its simplicity and awe-inspiring in its sleek shine. This Red Morphsuit is the perfect shade of red and it fits like a glove, so it’s as close to having red skin as we might ever get. We’d recommend nabbing one while they’re still around, because the office is already stocking up, formulating plans to wind in and out of crowds and up and over fencesdodging bull horns in San Sebastian, Spain all the way. OFFICAL MORPHSUIT COSTUME: The Red Original Morphsuit, the perfect way to show your true colours. Exactly what you need for festivals, Carnival or colour parties, PERFECT FOR DESIGNING YOUR OWN COSTUME: Original Morphsuit are perfect for Halloween parties and designing your own costume as they come in 13 colours, SIZES THAT FIT: Size based on height: Medium 5′-5’4 (150cm-162cm); Large 5’5-5’9 (163cm-175cm); XLarge 5’10-6’1 (176cm-185cm); XXLarge 6’2-6’9 (186cm-206cm), HIGH QUALITY ORIGINAL COSTUME: Our high quality material means a 4-way stretch, with double zips and re-enforced stitching at stress points to make sure this Red Original Morphsuit lasts more than one wear. Hand wash in cold water, air dry and you’re good to go again, MORPH COSTUMES: From Morphsuits, the world’s most popular costume brand which you can see through, breathe through and drink through. 1.3 million Facebook followers cannot be wrong; over 2 million costumes sold.
